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|                alive in Burbank!   it's....               |
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|             T H E   T I N Y    L O B S T E R              |
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|          The official newsletter of jbum & co             |
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|      Issue 2.                     August, 1998            |
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|          All contents copyright (c) 1998 jbum             |
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| WORKING TABLE OF CONTENTS (You're soaking in it!)         |
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| WHAT THE HELL IS A TINY LOBSTER?                          |
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| LETTER FROM THE EDITOR                                    |
|        The latest news from le Manse du Bum               |
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| for non-geeks and geeks alike                             |
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| CHARLES MANSON TAMAGOTCHI                                 |
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| DO YOU... FUDDOO?                                         |
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| RANDOM PORNOGRAPHY REVISITED                              |
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| PUZZLE - Monica Lewinski's Dress                          |
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| for geeks only                                            |
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| PUBLIC OPINION RESEARCH PROJECT                           |
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| SELF-REPRODUCING PERL                                     |
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| BACK PAGE: The Tunalu Letter                              |
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