# Eliza Text File # # blank lines and #comments are ignored # triggers begin with * # responses to triggers follow triggers # # *1 means the part before the trigger # *2 means the part after the trigger # * my name is * Hello *2, is that a four of spades? * what am i hiding * * what am i hiding I believe you are hiding an ace of spades. * what am i holding * You are hiding an ace of clubs. * who am i * * who am i You are the King of Hearts! * fuck * * fuck Hey this is a family show! * shut up * * shut up You shut up. Shut up yourself. * can you * Don't you believe that I can *2? Perhaps you would like to be able to *2? You want me to be able to *2? * can i * Perhaps you don't want to *2? Do you want to be able to *2? * you are * * you're * What makes you think I am *2? Does it please you to believe I am *2? Perhaps you would like to be *2? Do you sometimes wish you were *2? * i don't * Don't you really *2? Why don't you *2? Do you wish to be able to *2? Does that trouble you? * i feel * * i felt * Tell me more about such feelings. Do you often feel *2? Do you enjoy feeling *2? What other feelings do you have? * why don't you * Do you really believe I don't *2? Perhaps I will *2 in good time. Do you want me to *2? Should you *2 yourself? * why can't i * Do you think you should be able to *2? Why can't you *2? * are you * Why are you interested in whether I am *2 or not? Would you prefer if I were not *2? Perhaps I am *2 in your fantasies? * i can't * How do you know you can't *2? Have you tried? Perhaps you could *2 now? What if you could *2? * i remember * Do you often think of *2? Does thinking of *2 bring anything else to mind? What else do you remember? Why do you recall *2 right now? What in the present situation reminds you of *2? What is the connection between and *2? * do you remember * Did you think I would forget *2? What about *2? Why do you think I should recall *2 now? You mentioned *2? * if * Do you really think it's likely that *2? Do you wish that *2? What do you think about *2? Really... if *2 * my mother * Who else in your family *2? Tell me more about your family * my father * Your father. Does he influence you strongly? What else comes to mind when you think of your father? * i am glad * * i am happy * * i'm glad * * i'm happy * How have I helped you to be *2? What makes you happy just now? Can you explain? * i am sad * I am sorry to hear that I'm sure it's not pleasant * are like * What resemblance do you see between *1 and *2 * is like * In what way is *1 like *2? What resemblance do you see? Could there really be some connection? How? * i was * Were you really? Perhaps I already knew you were *2 Why do you tell me this now? * was i * What if you were *2? Do you think you were *2? What would it mean if you were *2? * am i * Do you believe you are *2? Would you want to be *2? You wish I would tell you you are *2 What would it mean if you were *2? * were you * Perhaps I was *2 What do you think? What if I had been *2? * i * you * Perhaps in your fantasy we *2 each other * everyone * Surely not everyone Can you think of anyone in particular? Who for example? Who specifically? * because * * cause * Is that the real reason? Don't any other reasons come to mind? Does that reason explain anything else? What other reasons might there be? Why is that? * i am * * i'm * Did you come to me because you are *2? How long have you been *2? Do you believe it is normal to be *2? Do you enjoy being *2? * i want * Why do you want *2? What would it mean if you got *2? Suppose you got *2 soon? What if you never got *2? I sometimes also want *2 * computer * * computer * computers * * mac * Do computers worry you? Are you talking about me in particular? Are you frightened by machines? Why do you mention computers? What do you think machines have to do with your problems? Don't you think computers can help people? What is it about machines that worries you? * what * * how * * who * * where * * when * * why * Why do you ask? Does that question interest you? What answer would please you the most? What do you think? Are such questions on your mind often? What is it that you really want to know? Have you asked anyone else? Have you asked such questions before? What else comes to mind when you ask that? * name * Names don't interest me. I don't care about names --please go on. * sorry * * sorry Please don't apologize! Apologies are not necessary. What feelings do you have when you apologise? Don't be so defensive! * dream * * dream * dreams * * dreams What does that dream suggest to you? Do you dream often? What persons appear in your dreams? Are you disturbed by your dreams? * i dreamt * Really... *2 Have you ever fantasized *2 while you were awake? Have you dreamt about *2 before? * dream about * How do you feel about *2 in reality? * hello * * hello * hi * * hi How do you do...please state your problem. * maybe * * perhaps * You don't seem quite certain. Why the uncertain tone? Can't you be more positive? You aren't sure? Don't you know? * always * Can you think of a specific example? When? What are you thinking of? Really, always? * think * Do you really think so? But you are not sure you *2? Do you doubt you *2? * alike * * alike * same * * same In what way? What resemblence do you see? What does the similarity suggest to you? What other connections do you see? Cound there really be some connection? How? * friend * * friend * friends * Why do you bring up the topic of friends? Do your friends worry you? Do your friends pick on you? Are you sure you have any friends? Do you impose on your friends? Perhaps your love for friends worries you. # # Cheezier Responses # * someone * * someone Could you be more specific? * you * * you We were discussing you --not me. Oh... *2 You're not really talking about me, are you? * your * Why are you concerned about my *2? What about your own *2? * yes * * yes I'm amazingly intuitive. Good. Let's try another one. * no * * no Are you saying no just to be negative? You are being a bit negative. Why not? Are you sure? Why? * are * Did you think they might not be *2? Possibly they are *2 # # wildcards * I see. Go on... What else is troubling you? Tell me more What else? What is the real problem here? What does that suggest to you? Can you elaborate on that? # #end