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|                alive in Burbank!   it's....               |
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|             T H E   T I N Y    L O B S T E R              |
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|       The official e-mail newsletter of jbum & Co         |
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|      Issue 1.                     January 8th, 1998       |
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|          All contents copyright (c) 1998 jbum             |
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| WORKING TABLE OF CONTENTS (You're soaking in it!)         |
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| WHAT THE HELL IS A TINY LOBSTER?                          |
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| WHO'S THIS JBUM GUY?                                      |
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| LETTER FROM THE EDITOR                                    |
| How I created the Palace and lived to tell about it!      |
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| for non-geeks and geeks alike                             |
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| QUICKTIME MOVIE OF MARK PESCE TURNING INTO "BATBOY"       |
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| "GORILLA" MARKETING 101                                   |
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| SHELL SHOCK!!                                             |
|   A combustible pasta recipe                              |
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| for geeks only                                            |
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| OBSCENE CGI - How to do random pornography in Perl.       |
|   Try out the CGI script                                  |
|   Extract the Perl                                       |
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| COLUMN: The Anal-Retentive Java Programmer                |
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| CROSSWORD PUZZLE - Cinema Classics                        |
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| paid advertisement                                        |
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| THIS MONTH'S MENU (things jbum can do remarkably well)    |
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|   COLUMN A                    COLUMN B                    |
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|   C++ JAVA PERL               IQ TESTS                    |
|   AVATAR WORLDS               SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION    |
|   COMPUTER GRAPHICS           MUSIC COMPOSITION           |
|   COMPUTER AUDIO AND MUSIC    NEEDLEPOINT                 |
|   GAMES                       PIANO IMPROVISATION         |
|   MULTIMEDIA INTERNET         COMPUTER CHESS              |
|   WRITING                     TOMATO SAUCE                |
|   REVERSE ENGINEERING         MAGIC TRICKS                |
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|   Need one from column A??                                |
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|   jbum&co consulting                                      |
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|   jbum@jbum.com                                           |
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|   Need one from column B??  Those are free...             |
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| COMING IN A FUTURE ISSUE OF "THE TINY LOBSTER"            |
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| * Terry Nichols Tamogotchi Screen Saver                   |
| * How to make an Inflatable Business Card                 |
| * Still more shameless self-promotion!!!                  |
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| jbum@jbum.com                                             |
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| BACK PAGE: The Tunalu Letter                              |
|        "Re: What TRW doesn't want you to know!"           |
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