Date: Mon, 14 Jul 1998 17:08:14 -0700
From: Fred Tunalu <tunalu@jbum.com>
To: kelly@gateway.24hrplaymates.com,
webmaster@livecenterfolds.com
Subject: Re: adults only
Dear Sirs:
I noticed that the subject line indicates that your website is
available but only for adults. This presents a problem for me
- let me explain.
I am 38 years old, however due to a glandular disease I have a
small head which resembles that of a 2 year old baby. This has
often made my life quite difficult.
For example, the DMV refuses to give me a drivers license, and
because of that I am usually refused service when I try to buy
beer and other alcoholic beverages such as zima.
If I were to visit your site, I can honestly say that I *am* an
adult, but I worry that if you were to get busted, and the
authorities were sent to my house, they might mistakenly
confuse me with a 2 year old. I really don't want that to
happen. A related problem is that my condition often causes me
to uncontrollably wet myself. This has caused endless
embarassments in restaurants, etc.
I'd like to know that if I accidentally wet myself at your
website, that you won't tell anyone.
I recently landed a job with a local circus (I am the last clown
that comes out of the volkswagon). This has greatly increased
my self-esteem (I even get to *drive* the volkswagon - however
it does not actually use a gasoline powered engine). I would
hate to reverse the positive effects of years of psychotherapy
on my emotional scars.
Will there be any problem with my visiting your website?
Anxiously awating your reply.
Fred Tunalu
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