Date: Mon, 21 Jul 1999 17:22:03 -0700
From: Fred Tunalu
To: dogface@ponypress.com
Subject: Re: only if you like dogs

Today, I received an intriguing e-mail from you that read:

  >breeders, stud dogs, and dog products
  >
  >www.k9ads.com

As it turns out, I have been looking for quite some time for a stud dog. I'm particularly partial to German Shepherds, although Alaskan Malamutes are nice too. I have some additional requirements that I was wondering if you could help me with.

I was born on November 29th, and as a Saggitarius, I'm particularly interested in a stud dog that is also a fire-sign (e.g. Ares, Leo or Sagittarius). If you can't find one in this breed that was born in the correct month, than I would accept a dog with a rising ascendant in the appropriate house.

If you are not sure how to find this informa- tion, than please send me the birthdate (accurate to the hour) and the approximate location (either latitude/longitude or city) where each dog was born, and I'll be happy to compute a star chart for each dog.

Also, do you have any dogs with tattoos or piercings?

Thank you very much!!


Dr. F. E. Tunalu

PS. I was wondering what the significance of "k9ads" was. It sounds kind of like a cross between "canine" and "gonads", which I guess makes sense, considering your line of work.

Guess I answered my own question then. Never mind.

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Fred Tunalu tunalu@jbum.com



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